November 21, 2003

Fridays Musings!

The police are profiling us, the last unprotected class - the white male.   The latest example is that they have arrested Michael Jackson!

I'm not very good at exercising. My philosophy is "No pain - Good."

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

Hints from Eloise's long lost wastrel brother-in-law - For a really peaceful family Thanksgiving dinner this year - stuff the turkey with Prozac.

OK you party animals, here are the weeks upcoming, sometimes forgotten, events!

What Do You Love About America? Day: 26

Turkey-Free Thanksgiving Day: 27

Buy Nothing Day: 28 Link

Sinkie Day: 28 (Some call it "The Sink Day" when you eat over the sink all the Thanksgiving leftovers.

Electronic Greetings Day: 29

Your humble correspondent, Al .  Embedded with The Great Unwashed in Absurdistan

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