November 21, 2003
The police are profiling us, the last unprotected
class - the white male. The latest example is that they have arrested Michael
I'm not very good at exercising. My philosophy is "No pain - Good."
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.
Hints from Eloise's long lost wastrel brother-in-law - For a really peaceful family Thanksgiving dinner this year - stuff the turkey with Prozac.
OK you party animals, here are the weeks
upcoming, sometimes forgotten, events!
What Do You Love About America? Day: 26
Turkey-Free Thanksgiving Day: 27
Buy Nothing Day: 28 Link
Sinkie Day: 28 (Some call it "The Sink Day" when you eat over the sink all the Thanksgiving leftovers.
Electronic Greetings Day: 29
Your humble correspondent, Al . Embedded with The Great Unwashed in Absurdistan
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