January 02, 2004

Fridays Musings

Don't bother discussing sex with children. They rarely have anything to add

For Christmas I got a combination fax machine and paper shredder. Either I hooked it up wrong or a lot of people are faxing me confetti

I got a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included

Fairy tale: A horror story to prepare children for today's newspapers

Please Note: No trees were destroyed in the sending of this contaminant free message. We do concede however, that a significant number of electrons may have been slightly inconvenienced.

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