January 30, 2004

Fridays Musings

Another week of "Global Warming" Sub-freezing temps, snow, ice storms, sleet, etc.

It is my humble opinion is that the global warming theory was reasoned out by the same group of "scientists" that noticed that most UPS

 drivers were fit and trim and decided that it was the brown uniforms that made them that way!

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window

What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?

The ideal committee consists of two, four, or six people who haven't time, and one person who likes to do things his own way

Why is it that anyone thinks they're entitled to go through life without ever being offended?

Please Note: No trees were destroyed in the sending of this contaminant free message. We do concede however, that a significant number of electrons may have been slightly inconvenienced.

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