February 13, 2004

State Police stopped me last week. Police person - "Got any ID? Me - "Bout what?"

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department uses water.

Think I should add commercials like the following?

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

Your humble correspondent, Al Welch   Embedded with The Great Unwashed in Absurdistan

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