February 27, 2004

Friday Musings

Harvard University takes the lead in the race to the bottom!     They now have their own approved pornography magazine!    True!    I have been told that pornography is exploitation of women.    So......... Academia now officially exploits women!

Of course my main complaint is that I don't have a pornograph to play it on (Or a DVD player either!)

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

And my favorite for the all time top ten..........................

Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

Your humble correspondent, Al Welch.  Embedded with The Great Unwashed in Absurdistan

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