March 05, 2004

Fridays Musings

We had a taste of spring here in Absurdistan this week!     I was awakened this morning by a little robin coughing!

On cable TV, they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window

When Michelin, Goodyear, and Firestone workers become 65 years old, do they simply quit work, or merely re-Tire?

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.

"I like to drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I eat my Big Mac & fries and talk on the phone

I'd better quit now, I've already told you more than I heard myself!

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