March 26, 2004

Friday's Musings

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.    Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Have you wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US congress?

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'

The obituaries in the newspaper prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that people die in alphabetical order.

March 28 is something on a stick day!

Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers will consolidate into Poly, Warner, Cracker.

Please Note: No trees were destroyed in the sending of this contaminant free message. We do concede however, that a significant number of electrons may have been slightly inconvenienced.

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