April 09, 2004

Fridays Musings

According to the telly, Dr. Condaleeza Rice, our national security adviser, left her childhood faith and became a Presbyterian.   Guess she is now called converted Rice?

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

While at the barbershop this week, I asked what should I do about the recession. The barber suggested cover it up with a hat.

April 7 is No Housework Day

April 9 is Name Yourself Day

April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day

April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day

Federal Express will form a partnership with UPS. The new firm will be known as: FedUP.

No matter how cynical I get here in the Peoples Republic of Maryland, it is impossible to keep up.

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