April 23, 2004
At the alter of every wedding, the groom is thinking "I hope she never changes" and the bride is thinking "I can make something out of him?
Before you open your mouth to speak, please make sure it's an
improvement upon the silence.
Once I wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holiday.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Guns no more cause crime than Rosie O'Donnell's fork causes fat
This is National Karaoke Week & National Egg Salad Week
25th is National Hairball Day
26th is Richter scale Day
27th is No Excuse Day
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge as: Farewell Honeychild.
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.
Hate to run off now but I have to get new wheels fitted for my accordion
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