June 04, 2004

Friday Musings

McDonald's launched its new adult Happy Meal that features a large salad, a bottle of water and a booklet of health tips.    As a result, the company will change its slogan from 'I'm Lovin' It,' to "I'll Be At Wendy's

A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.

If people weren't meant to have midnight snacks, then why do they put a light in the refrigerator?

June 8 is Upsy Daisy Day:

June 9 is Name Your Poison Day

June 10 is Chuy's National Taco Day:

June 11 is National Yo-Yo Day

NUDIST NABBED - Unclothed Man Who Admits Brandishing Pistol. Is Charged With Carrying Concealed Weapon (Providence Journal)

PUBLIC HEALTH PROBLEM - Special Committee To Sit On Bed Bug (Liverpool Echo).

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

If you are wondering about that Richard Petty Driving School I mentioned last week click on:

If you want to see other pictures of the trip to Orlando, click on:

From your humble correspondent, alert and taking notes, in Cicada Central aka The West Patapsco Drainage Basin

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