June 18, 2004
The news media did it to us again! The end of the world was coming thru cicadas! Well, living here in "cicada central" , we can assure you that the mosquitoes are a much bigger problem!
It's comforting to know that, once again, America is leading
the way by conquering the problems of obesity and low self-esteem through the
healing powers of self-mutilation thru tattoos and piercings. But, I
Somebody said I was two-faced. If I was, do you think I would be wearing this one?
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
Never date a woman whose father calls her "Princess". Chances are she believes it.
STRIP CLUBS SHOCK - Magistrates May Act On Indecent Shows (Daily Mirror).
BOY, CAN THIS BE TAKEN A LOT OF WAYS: "Poll Shows Voters Prefer Bush at Barbecue" -- AP headline
PIPELINE RAPTURED (Ghanaian Times).
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. - But then, you
kind of knew that!
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Your humble correspondent, Al Welch. Embedded with The Great Unwashed in Absurdistan
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