June 18, 2004

Fridays Musings

The news media did it to us again!   The end of the world was coming thru cicadas!     Well, living here in "cicada central" , we can assure you that the mosquitoes are a much bigger problem!

It's comforting to know that, once again, America is leading the way by conquering the problems of obesity and low self-esteem through the healing powers of self-mutilation thru tattoos and piercings. But, I digress............

Somebody said I was two-faced. If I was, do you think I would be wearing this one?

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.

Never date a woman whose father calls her "Princess". Chances are she believes it.

News Headlines....

STRIP CLUBS SHOCK - Magistrates May Act On Indecent Shows (Daily Mirror).

BOY, CAN THIS BE TAKEN A LOT OF WAYS: "Poll Shows Voters Prefer Bush at Barbecue" -- AP headline


The electric chair was invented by a dentist. - But then, you kind of knew that!

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Your humble correspondent, Al Welch.  Embedded with The Great Unwashed in Absurdistan

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