June 25, 2004

Fridays Musings

Bill Clinton was given a spectacular and celebrity-studded book party Monday night at New York's Metropolitan Museum of Art. The event belonged inside an art museum.   Even his severest critics acknowledge that Bill Clinton is a piece of work.   His book is so big it folds out into a bed - but then you kind of knew that, didn't you!


The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it 'Jumping up and down!

There are two theories to arguing with women - Neither one works.

Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?

NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room spinning medicine."


This is National "Take Your Pet to Work Week"

June 26 The day Disco should have died in 1974

June 27 is Cuckoo Warning Day

June 28 is Pick Up Some Litter Day & Vegan World Day Coincidence?

Let It Go Day: 23


Time for the Headlines!

ANOTHER STUDY DONE BY QUACKS: "British Ducks Have Regional Accents, Researchers Say" -- AFP headline

UNDERTAKER'S FAILURE - Let Down By Customers (Yorkshire paper).

CHANNEL SWIM ATTEMPT - Boston Girl's Arrival in Liverpool (Liverpool Echo).

POLICE FOUND SAFE UNDER BLANKET (Gloucestershire Echo).


Next weeks "Fridays Musings" (aka "Baloney On Wry") will be several days late as the harassed editor will be "out of town"
or

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."


Your humble correspondent, Al Welch, embedded with "The Great Unwashed" in Absurdistan


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