August 20, 2004

Fridays Musings

The children were lined up, in the cafeteria, of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table, was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted it on the apple tray, which stated, "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Why does everybody have a different definition of "good enough?"

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

God must love stupid people, he made so MANY of them.

It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Actual Headlines:

GEE! "Shanghai Adult Toy Fair Hits the Spot" -- Reuters headline

" War Dims Hope for Peace "

"If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile "

This is National Waffle Week! - (No, that is not a political statement!)

Aug 22 Be An Angel Day:

Aug 25 Kiss and Make-Up Day:

Aug 26 Emancipation Dream Day: - I thought that was April 15th!

Aug 28 Race Your Mouse Around The Icons Day:

Aug 29 Love Litigating Lawyers Day: - I'll be the judge of that!

Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world? BAKE A BIGGER CAKE!

Mediocrity is our goal in Absurdia

Your humble correspondent, Al Welch. Embedded with The Great Unwashed in Absurdia, capital of Absurdistan!

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