September 10, 2004

Fridays Musings!

The Republican National Convention came to New York City. Here's what's happened. Hundreds of strippers and hookers from all over the world came to New York City for the Republican National Convention. Well President Bush said he was going to create jobs, so that's pretty good.

I just got one of those new devices that make my cell phone "hands free." Now I can get back to eating and drinking when I drive

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

Actual Headlines!

LET THE GAMES END! "Olympic Fans Too Busy for Prostitutes" -- Reuters headline

Word-for-word excerpt from the Philadelphia Inquirer: "Bush orders officials to stop the leaks " Leaked to Joseph L. Galloway and James Kuhnhenn Inquirer Washington Bureau

Blind Bishop Appointed To See

Sept 13 is National Chocolate Milkshake Day

Sept 14 is National Video Games Day

Sept 14 & 15 are Doodle Soup Days: We needed 2 days to celebrate this!

Sept 17 is Defy Superstition Day And take a look at tomorrow.......

Sept 18 is Fortune Cookie Day:

Here in Absurdia, the capital of Absurdistan, the following protest signs were seen at the courthouse!

God Bless the Separation of Church and State

Amputees for Disarmament

Lactose-Intolerant Incontinence Sufferers Against Cheez Whiz

So, nothing has changed!

I'd better quit now, I've already told you more than I know!

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