September 17, 2004

Fridays Musings

Just when Richard Nixon and Watergate was fading into history, up pops Rathergate!  Or  CBSGate!

The Dr. Strangelove of CBS news - Dan Rather - was caught red handed in complicity with person or persons unknown (Terry McAuliffe perhaps? Paul Begala? Or that little creep, Sandy Berger stuffing stolen documents down his pants?) reporting "previously unseen documents" on the national news concerning the current President. The exact same story with which Ann Richards lost her re-election for Governor of Texas many, many years ago. The reason they had not been seen is that the ink was still wet! They were just being written! Nobody who was qualified to do so, checked the facts! Nobody! Still have confidence in CBS News?

My doctor said, "Walking is healthier than driving." I said, "When was the last time you saw a mailman who looked healthier than a truck driver?"

Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.

An astronaut wrote about flying twice to the moon. It was double spaced.

Actual Headlines:

ENTRAPMENT: "Norwegian Motorist is Slapped with Parking Ticket While Stuck in Traffic Jam" -- AP headline

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

This is National Dog's Week!

Sept 20 is National Punch Day

Sept 20 is Hollywood Magic Day

Sept 22 is Dear Diary Day

Sept 22 is Family Day- A Day To Eat Dinner With Your Children

Sept 22 is Fish Amnesty Day

Sept 23 is Dogs In Politics Day - Unlike any other day?

Sept 23 is Marie Callender's Pot Pie Day

Sept 24 is Festival Of Latest Novelties

Sept 24 is Innergize Day

Sept 25 is National Comic Book Day

Sept 25 is National One-Hit Wonder Day

Sept 26 is National Pancake Day


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Mom's - how many hot kids you got?

You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. Kind of depends where you hang out!

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. And you complain about your car!

I just can't wait to find our what is going to happen in Absurdistan in the upcoming week!

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