October 01, 2004
US Weekly says that Britney Spears may have faked her wedding. How 'bout that?! Britney Spears can fool the American public, but Dan Rather can't!
We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big
problem, of course, is that someone will win
The latest polls show 67% of registered voters don't trust the latest polls. 67% of me don't believe in the polls
Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70 mph.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
SURPRISINGLY, "RESEARCH ETHICS" DIDN'T GET IN THE WAY OF THE EXPERIMENTS: "Revenge Is Indeed Sweet, Study Finds" -- AP headline
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so's!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [let's see if that works better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [Do you think?]
October 1 is . . . . . World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles
October 2 is . . . . . Name Your Car Day
October 3 is . . . . . Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is . . . . . National Golf Day - But I didn't have to remind you, did I?
October 5 is . . . . . National Storytelling Festival Now we can all get together.....................
October 6 is . . . . . Come and Take It Day
October 7 is . . . . . National Frappe Day
October 8 is . . . . . American Tag Day
October 9 is . . . . . Moldy Cheese Day
Just another day in Absurdia, capital of Absurdistan, where the "elite" meet to interfere with your life.
From your resident (_E=mc2_) - What is that? - A smart ass
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