October 01, 2004

Fridays Musings

US Weekly says that Britney Spears may have faked her wedding.   How 'bout that?!   Britney Spears can fool the American public, but Dan Rather can't!


We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win

The latest polls show 67% of registered voters don't trust the latest polls. 67% of me don't believe in the polls

Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70 mph.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.


Actual Headlines..........

SURPRISINGLY, "RESEARCH ETHICS" DIDN'T GET IN THE WAY OF THE EXPERIMENTS: "Revenge Is Indeed Sweet, Study Finds" -- AP headline

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so's!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [let's see if that works better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [Do you think?]


October 1 is . . . . . World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day

October 2 is . . . . . Name Your Car Day

October 3 is . . . . . Virus Appreciation Day

October 4 is . . . . . National Golf Day - But I didn't have to remind you, did I?

October 5 is . . . . . National Storytelling Festival Now we can all get together.....................

October 6 is . . . . . Come and Take It Day

October 7 is . . . . . National Frappe Day

October 8 is . . . . . American Tag Day

October 9 is . . . . . Moldy Cheese Day


Just another day in Absurdia, capital of Absurdistan, where the "elite" meet to interfere with your life.


From your resident (_E=mc2_) - What is that? - A smart ass


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