October 22, 2004
Good looks catch the eye but a good personality catches the heart; you are blessed with both."
Don't be flattered, this message was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
Let a smile be your umbrella, but plan on getting soaked.
I've become interested in fasting lately - you know - fast food, fast cars, fast women
Some guy hit my fender, and I said to him, "Be fruitful and multiply" Well, maybe it wasn't exactly in those words.
Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision?"
I was reading a book...'the history of glue'—I couldn't put it down
NOW THAT'S LIVING: "[Martha] Stewart's Recipe: Stir for Five Months" -- Portland (Maine) Press Herald headline
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [I guess they weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
November is COOKIE month! (Now, aren't you glad you stuck with
this so far?)
October 24 is . . . . National Bologna Day
October 25 is . . . . Punk For A Day Day
October 25 is . . . . Cartoonists Against Crime Day [When is cartoonist for crime day?]
October 25 is . . . . Sourest Day
October 26 is . . . . Mule Day
October 27 is . . . . Cranky Co-workers Day
October 28 is . . . . Plush Animal Lover's Day
October 28 is . . . . National Chocolate Day [AND this is national cookie MONTH!]
October 29 is . . . . Hermit Day
October 30 is . . . . National Candy Corn Day
October 30 is . . . . Create A Great Funeral Day
October 30 is . . . . Haunted Refrigerator Night
I read that here in Absurdist, 77 per cent of all the
mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent
who are apparently doing quite well for themselves [and, are they ALL in
Your humble correspondent, Al Welch Embedded with The Great Unwashed in Absurdia, the capital city of Absurdistan
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