November 12, 2004
Obesity has now been linked to religion and to the number of hours you watch TV. And all this time I thought it had something to do with food!
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to
the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
I just checked a height/weight chart and found out that I am 4 inches too short.
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Wonder if that helps?]
November 14 is . . . . Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day [DO IT!]
November 14 is . . . . National American Teddy Bear Day
November 15 is . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 15 is . . . . America Recycles Day [is this one and the one above a coincidence? I think not!]
November 16 is . . . . Button Day
November 16 is . . . . Alascattalo Day (About Alaska)
November 16 is . . . . Eighteenth Century Threshing Day
November 17 is . . . . Take A Hike Day [So how is that different than most days?]
November 17 is . . . . Coping With Uncertainty Day
November 18 is . . . . Occult Day
November 18 is . . . . Married To A Scorpio Support Day
November 19 is . . . . Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is . . . . Absurdity Day [This is our most celebrated holiday in Aburdistan!]
November 20 is . . . . Name Your PC Day
November 21 is . . . . World Hello Day
November 21 is . . . . False Confessions Day
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