November 12, 2004

Fridays Musings!

Obesity has now been linked to religion and to the number of hours you watch TV.   And all this time I thought it had something to do with food!


I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

I just checked a height/weight chart and found out that I am 4 inches too short.


Actual Headlines.............

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Wonder if that helps?]


November 14 is . . . . Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day [DO IT!]

November 14 is . . . . National American Teddy Bear Day

November 15 is . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day

November 15 is . . . . America Recycles Day [is this one and the one above a coincidence? I think not!]

November 16 is . . . . Button Day

November 16 is . . . . Alascattalo Day (About Alaska)

November 16 is . . . . Eighteenth Century Threshing Day

November 17 is . . . . Take A Hike Day [So how is that different than most days?]

November 17 is . . . . Coping With Uncertainty Day

November 18 is . . . . Occult Day

November 18 is . . . . Married To A Scorpio Support Day

November 19 is . . . . Have A Bad Day Day

November 20 is . . . . Absurdity Day [This is our most celebrated holiday in Aburdistan!]

November 20 is . . . . Name Your PC Day

November 21 is . . . . World Hello Day

November 21 is . . . . False Confessions Day


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