November 19, 2004

Fridays Musings!

For all of the junk science enthusiasts out there, global warming missed Absurdistan again this summer. Although we usually have a number of days over 100 degrees during the summer, for the second year in a row, no days at or over 100 degrees were reported. The afore mentioned scientists are reportedly behind a local advertisement attempting to sell more SUV's here in Absurdia in an attempt to validate their hypothesis! (Maybe they meant lobal warming?)

I have taken up meditation recently - sure beats sitting around and doing nothing!

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Opportunity knocks on the door - temptation leans on the door bell

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise

Actual Headlines..............

IF THIS CAR'S ROCKIN'...: "Lovers' Passionate Pitstop Sends Car off Cliff in Argentina" -- AFP headline

Collegians are Turning to Vegetables

And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

November 21 is . . . . World Hello Day

November 21 is . . . . False Confessions Day

November 22 is . . . . Start Your Own Country Day [Mark this one on your calendar even if you forget the rest]

November 23 is . . . . National Cashew Day

November 24 is . . . . Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day

November 25 is . . . . National Parfait Day

November 26 is . . . . Shopping Reminder Day

November 26 is . . . . Turkey-Free Thanksgiving Day: [Oh really?]

November 27 is . . . . Sinkie Day [Some call it "The Sink Day" when you eat all the Thanksgiving leftovers over the sink .]

November 27 is . . . . Buy Nothing Day:

November 27 is . . . . Pins And Needles Day

November 28 is . . . . Make Your Own Head Day

A Word of Warning - Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Your humble correspondent, Al Welch, embedded with The Great Unwashed in Absurdia, the alleged capital of Absurdistan

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