November 28, 2004

Fridays Musings

French drug maker Aventis introduced a pill Sunday that prevents obesity. They say obesity is a disease.  It's believed to be transmitted from animals because millions of Americans have caught obesity from fried chicken stored in giant buckets.


Have you ever thought what Swiss cheese might smell like if it were not ventilated?

No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.


WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED? "Visitors Told to Stay Away as Chocolate Festival Proves Too Popular" -- AFP headline

March Planned For Next August

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked - Thief Gives Police The Slip


This is improve your conversation week

& Cookie Cutter Week [ a little hint to Mary B.]

November 30 is . . . . Stay At Home Because You're Well Day

December 1 is Day With(out) Art Day: [Poor Art, very lonely guy]

December 2 is Hypnotize Yourself Out of Pain Now Day [Good luck]

December 3 is National Roof over Your Head Day

December 4 is Wear Brown Shoes Day

December 4 is Extraordinary Work Team Recognition Day

December 5 is Bathtub Party Day [I didn't get an invitation this year!]


I would be remiss if I didn't mention the recent passing of Reed Irvine, the founder of Accuracy in Media.   He prevailed against liberal bias in the media and the scoffers until the rest of the world woke up when they found out that Dan Blather had lied, again, and again, and CBS was so deep in the lie that they didn't have the gall to fire Rather!    Irvine died November 16 after a stroke. He was 82.


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