December 10, 2004
Fridays Musings! and on Friday too!
When I get a college brochure, the first thing I look for is racial diversity. If I don't see a few minority faces in the pictures, I toss it aside, because who wants to go to some podunk college that can't even afford Photoshop?
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
America is in an identity crisis: We are trying to find out who we are, where we're coming from, where we're going, what we're made of, and how to lose 10 to 20 pounds of it.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
ONE DOWN, THOUSANDS TO GO: "Lawyer Going to Jail for Telling Witness to Lie" -- Nashville Tennessean headline
Tell Someone They're Doing A Good Job Week:
December 12 is National Ding-a-Ling Day [This one's for you Mary! you know who you are!]
December 13 is Day Of The Horse
December 13 is International Shareware Day [We love the freebies!]
December 15 is Bill of Rights Day [Are we still celebrating this?]
December 16 is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day [Ooooh!]
December 17 is Wright Brothers Day
December 18 is Wong Brothers Day
December 18 is International Migrants Day [aren't they all here yet?]
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
We have to do something about Global Whining!
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