December 24, 2004
Don't criticize your wife. If she were perfect, she would have married much better than you
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
This is Carpenter Ant Awareness Week!
June 13 is Blame Someone Else Day
June 13 is also International Skeptics Day, if you can believe that!
June 18 is National Splurge Day
June 18 is International Panic Day
June 19 is World Sauntering Day - Do not walk briskly!
"Community Bands Together to Help Burn Victim's Family" -- Bay City (Mich.) Times headline
UM, "THOU SHALT COMMIT ADULTERY"? "Bible Proofreaders Sweat the Small Stuff" -- AP headline
MAGNATE USED TO REMOVE NAIL IN STOMACH (Los Angeles Times).
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Your humble correspondent, Al Welch Embedded with The Great Unwashed in Absurdistan
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