December 24, 2004

Fridays Musings

Don't criticize your wife. If she were perfect, she would have married much better than you


Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?


This is Carpenter Ant Awareness Week!

June 13 is Blame Someone Else Day

June 13 is also International Skeptics Day, if you can believe that!

June 18 is National Splurge Day

June 18 is International Panic Day

June 19 is World Sauntering Day - Do not walk briskly!


Important Headlines.........

"Community Bands Together to Help Burn Victim's Family" -- Bay City (Mich.) Times headline

UM, "THOU SHALT COMMIT ADULTERY"? "Bible Proofreaders Sweat the Small Stuff" -- AP headline

MAGNATE USED TO REMOVE NAIL IN STOMACH (Los Angeles Times).


I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.


Your humble correspondent, Al Welch Embedded with The Great Unwashed in Absurdistan


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