January 07, 2005

 Fridays Musings

If somebody calls you a "pimp", it's a compliment!  That is the official ruling.   Just ask the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals in California.   And now you know that you are a fellow resident in Absurdistan.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes- and six months later you have to start all over again

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Sara's Section ........................................

This is Someday We'll Laugh About This Week:

This is also Cuckoo Dancing Week: 11-12

January 13 is National Clean Off Your Desk Day

January 14 is Champion of the Month Day

January 15 is Humanitarian Day [Do you qualify?]

January 15 is Just Do It! - Make a Connection Day

January 16 is Get to Know Your Customers Day

Ever wonder...................................

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Your embedded reporter, on the edge of the Patapsco Drainage Area, part of Absurdia, the capitol of Absurdistan.

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