January 28, 2005

Fridays Musings

Pushing back th frontiers of ignorance................

"In the United States Senate, one of the things I observed in the early days - and it's still used - and that is that you take someone's argument and then you misrepresent it and misstate and disagree with it. And it's very effective. I've done it myself a number of times. But eventually, eventually people catch on."  -Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, speaking this week at the National Press Club in Washington

Stop Global Whining!

I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance. She leaned over and pushed me!

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost

There are more men than women in mental hospitals -which just goes to show who's driving who crazy.

A husband is someone who stands by you in troubles you wouldn't have had if you hadn't married him.

Sara's Section ..................................

January 29 is Freethinkers Day: (Are they taxing that now?)

January 29 is also National Puzzle Day: (Wonder who figured that out?)

January 30 is insane Answering Message Day:

January 30 is Fun at Work Day: (Oh yeah, you can get into that!)

January 31 is Inspire Your Heart with Art Day

February 1 is Robinson Crusoe Day - is that on a Friday this year?

February 2 is Ground Hog Day {Let's hear it for Punxatauney PA! Those folks know how to party!)

Actual Headlines...................

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Interesting Facts..........

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. (Who would have guessed?)

From your imbedded reporter in Absurdia, the capital of Absurdistan.

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