February 04, 2005

Fridays Musings

Another week of snow storms, ice storms, etc. right here in the "Sunny South." However, global warming must be a fact because it got above freezing for a minute last Tuesday!

Move over, Britney! America has a new First Skank!

An argument is a fight over who can get in the last word first.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that the car's air bag works...

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.

Got to run - I think I left the cat in the microwave!

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