February 11, 2005

Fridays Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.....

A couple was touring the capitol in Washington, DC, and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent gentleman as the congressional chaplain. The lady asked, "What does the chaplain do? Does he pray for the Senate or House?" The guide answered, "No, he gets up, looks at both houses of Congress, then prays for the country!

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect

My little brother was a mean, vicious child. He would always hit me back

Sara's Section ..............................

This is " Love May Make the World Go 'Round, But Laughter Keeps Us From Getting Dizzy Week

February 13 is Get a Different Name Day

February 14 is Ferris Wheel Day:

February 14 is National Have a Heart Day:

February 14 is also Romance & Remembrance Day: (Get the picture yet?)

February 15 is National "I Want Butterscotch" Day

February 15 is National Sea Monkey Day

February 16 is Do A Grouch A Favor Day (It's about time I had my own day!)

February 17 is My Way Day (Is there another way? I think not!)

February 19 is National Chocolate Mint Day

Actual Country Music titles..............

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

Actual Headlines............

SOME FRIEND: "Man Blames Crash on Imaginary Friend" -- Hartland (Wisc.) Lake Country Reporter headline

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

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