February 18, 2005

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.....

Results from Sunday's election in Iraq won't be known until next Monday or Tuesday. But that's only because of problems with the absentee votes from Florida and Ohio (and you know who you are!)

Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so." hehehe!

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Sara's Section

February is National Cherry Pie Month

This is Nostalgia Week

This is also Second Honeymoon Weekend (Do I note a common agenda here?)

February 20 is Hoodie Hoo Day

February 21 is Wear your Shirt Backwards Day

February 23 is International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day

February 24 is Curling is Cool DayFebruary 25 is Spray Your Indoor Plants DayFebruary 26 is For Pete's Sake Day

Actual Country Music Titles...........

I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

A timely warning from Eileen S. of Ellicott City!

This new scam is being pulled mainly on older women. What happens is that when you stop for a red light a young, nude good looking young man comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While he is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car. They are very good at this. They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday. I wasn't able to find them on Sunday. - Eileen

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