April 29, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance...................

Isn't it amazing that people moan about ATM fees or the price of gasoline more than the federal government taking 40 cents out of every dollar we earn?


Juan's one-liners............

Confusion not only reigns, it pours.

I have never been drunk, but I've often been overserved.

For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you

How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog? The dog knows when to stop scratching.


Actual Headlines.............

A FOOL FOR A CLIENT: "Man Who Represented Himself Appeals Competence of
Attorney" -- AP headline

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


Sara's Section ..................

May 1 is Law Day [try to obey at least one law today]

May 1 is also Mother Goose Day [What are we having for dinner?]

May 1 is also National Bubba Day [Yo! Bubba!]

May 1 is also Save the Rhino Day [Ididn't know you had a rhino]

May 2 is Sibling Appreciation Day [stop hitting your sister!]

May 3 is Do Dah Day:

May 3 is also Lumpy Rug Day

May 4 is National Weather Observer's Day [just look out the window]

May 4 is also Relationship Renewal Day [Didn't work the last time? Let's try it again]

May 4 is also Kite Day [go fly a...........]

May 5 is Slow Down Day

May 5 is also Totally Chipotle Day [so what's a chipotle?]

May 6 is National Teacher Day [Say thank-you to Sara]

May 6 is also No Diet Day

May 6 is also No Homework Day [and you can tell Sara I said so............]


Hey, did you hear about the ...............................

Baker who was short of dough?

Refrigerator manufacturer that had it's assets frozen?


As reported by your humble reporter embedded with the great unwashed in Absurdia, the capital of the Peoples Republic of Absurdistan


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