June 03, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.........

According to the "Esteemed Leaders of Absurdistan," 40% of people killed in car accidents are not wearing seat belts. That means 60%, the majority, die while they are wearing seatbelts........ Hmmmm...... My odds are better not wearing seat belts? Remember, you heard it here first! - Take that Matt Drudge!


Michaelene's Meanderings...........................

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

He who lives in the present lives in eternity.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.


Sara's Section............................................

June is National Accordion Awareness Month [ Are you aware enough? ]

June 5 is . . . . . Festival Of Popular Delusions Day [ My almost favorite day of the year ]

June 6 is . . . . . Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day [ A coincidence? I think not ]

June 7 is . . . . . National Chocolate Ice Cream Day

June 8 is . . . . . Name Your Poison Day

June 9 is . . . . . Donald Duck Day

June 10 is . . . . National Yo-Yo Day [ I have my ups and downs about whether this should be a national holiday }

June 11 is . . . . National Hug Holiday

June 11 is . . . . also King Kamehameha Day [ Let's go to Hawaii and celebrate! ]


Did you ever wonder...............................

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Hot off the computer of your embedded reporter residing in the Patapsco Drainage Basin of Absurdia, the proud capital of Absurdistan.


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