June 17, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance..................................

Senator Richard Durbin of Illinois can now be listed officially as a USA traitor. To compare our sons and daughters to Hitler and then refuse to make an apology aids our enemies just like Benedict Arnold did, only on a much larger scale.

If I ever decide to do a (another?) major crime, I'm going to do it in California. Rich white men like Michael Jackson and myself could walk free with those juries.


Juan's Juanderings..................................

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Wow, I wonder how long I would be on hold if my call wasn't important to them.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Make someone happy today. Mind your own business.

If people weren't meant to have midnight snacks, then why do they put a light in the refrigerator?


Sara's Section.............................................

June is fight the filthy fly month

June 19 is . . . . World Sauntering Day [have you sauntered lately?]

June 20 is . . . . Ice Cream Soda Day [oh yeah!]

June 21 is . . . .Cuckoo Warning Day [never ignore your cuckoo!!!]

June 21 is . . . .also the Day the Constitution was ratified in 1788

June 22 is . . . . National Chocolate Éclair Day

June 23 is . . . . National The Day Disco should have died in 1974

June 23 is . . . . also The Day George Sax invented the Saxophone in 1846 [and you thought George Tuba did it!]

June 24 is . . . . Museum Comes To Life Day [Didn't know it was dead]

June 25 is . . . . Log Cabin Day [Build one and they will come - the Lincoln's, all of them]


Actual Headlines................................

GETTING DEADER ALL THE TIME: "For Dead Sea, a Slow and Seemingly Inexorable Death" -- Washington Post headline

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved Ones

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

New Study of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


Actual Book Titles............................

Mated With A Clown; 1884

Our Lady of the Potatoes; 1995

The Joy of the Upright Man; 1619

My Invisible Friend Explains the Bible; 1971

Follow Your Broken Nose; 1950

6. The Great Pantyhose Crafts Book; 1982


Being the only known registered embedded correspondent in Absurdia, the capitol of the Peoples Republic of Absurdia, I am pleased to announce that we now have an official flag! Our thanks to Harry Hunsicker and his "Etch-a-Sketch Mac"


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