June 24, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance............................

If you think the Supreme Court has your interests at heart, and you own anything, you are wrong. As of this week, if your local government would like to tear down your house and put in a Starbucks (owned by the Mayor's neer-do-well kid) to increase the tax income. they can. The assault on the middle class continues.


Miki's Meanderings.....................

Dentists have their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean.

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

So I said "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." She said..... "I'll miss you."

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

It may be that my sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.


Sara's Section..................................................................

June is Fight The Filthy Fly Month

June 26 is . . . . National Chocolate Pudding Day [I can get behind that!]

June 27 is . . . . National Columnists Day

June 28 is . . . . Paul Bunyan Day

June 29 is . . . . Camera Day [Sponsored by Kodak]

June 30 is . . . . Meteor Day

June 1 is . . . .National Cancer Survivors Day

June 2 is . . . .I Forgot Day [No tests today, Sara!]


Did you know that.................................

Grant Wood's famous painting of an old Indiana couple posing in front of their farmhouse is considered the definitive portrait of the Midwestern farmer. In actuality, the man and women aren't really a couple nor are they farmers. Also, the "farmhouse" in the picture was once used as a bordello.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs. [Now, I know this is going to affect your plans, but.......]

Women blink nearly twice as much as men. [and I thought she was flirting with me]


Brought to you by your reporter - embedded with the troops in Absurdia, the capital of the Peoples Republic of Absurdistan
Al


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