July 01, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.................

I'm dating again, but it's got me confused. So I've been reading up on the difference between men and women. I read The Rules, the Mars and Venus books, Dating for Dummies. And here's the real difference, women buy the books.

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!!!


Miki's Musings.....................................

Always keep several get well cards on the mantel; if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable to clean.

Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us is right.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


Actual Headlines...............................................

CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN: "Restaurant Serves Food in Toilet Bowls" -- AP headline

CONCLUDED ONLY AFTER EXTENSIVE INVESTIGATION: "Crash Plane Was below Correct Height" -- Australian AP headline

City May Impose Mandatory Time for Prostitution


Sara's Section ................................................

This is be nice to New Jersey week! [and it's about time!]

July 3. . . is Air Conditioning Appreciation Day [Absolutely!]

July 3. . . is also Compliment Your Mirror Day [and who deserves it more?]

July 3. . . is also Stay Out Of The Sun Day

July 4. . . is Freedom From Fear of Speaking Day [One fear I never had!]

July 4. . . is also Independence From Meat Day [no hamburger cookout? Pulleeaasse!]

July 4. . . is also National Tailors Day [look nice for the parade!

July 5 . . . is Festival Of Popular Delusions Day [I celebrate this one more often]

July 5. . . is also Apple Computer Day [poor apple!]

July 6 & 7. . . is Donut Days [Need at least two days to celebrate this one!]

July 6. . . is Take Your Webmaster to Lunch Day (Yeah!]

July 6. . . First remote control is sold with a TV in 1964 [and you thought this list was unimportant!]

July 8. . . is Race Unity Day

July 8. . . is Upsy Daisy Day

July 8. . . is Name Your Poison Day

July 8. . . Flying Saucer crashed in Roswell NM in 1947


Here in Absurdia, the Capital of The Peoples Republic of Absurdistan, we have a new motto to promote the seat belt law.....

"If you love your kids, belt them."


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