July 15, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.........

Secularism is now the reigning religion in the United States. (and certain European "Allies" such as France & Germany.) And, just like that other "peaceful religion" from the mid-east - has the sole purpose of killing off the Christian religion or Christians if that fails.............


Juan's Juanderings..................................

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk

An open mind is wonderful if a matching mouth doesn't go with it.


Actual Headlines...........

LEAVING THE HOMELESS ...um... HOMELESS: "Homeless Evicted from Temecula Camp" -- Escondido (Calif.) North County Times headline

Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy

Boys Cause As Many Pregnancies As Girls


Sara's Selections................................................

July is International People Skills Month

This is National Hermit Week

July 18 is . . . . National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day [Now there is a combination!]

July 18 is also . . . National Splurge Day

July 18 is also . . . International Panic Day

July 19 is . . .World Sauntering Day [So saunter on down]

July 19 is . . .Cow Appreciation Day [We can't do this enough]

July 19 is . . .Shark Awareness Day

July 20 is . . . . Ugly Truck Contest Day

July 20 is . . . . also National Ice Cream Day [nuff said!]

July 20 is . . . . also Take Your Dog To Work Day

July 20 is . . . . Toad Hollow Day of Thank You

July 21 is . . . Baby Boomer's Recognition Day

July 21 is . . . also Join Hands Day

July 21 is . . . also Cuckoo Warning Day [warn your local cuckoo]

July 21 is . . . also Pick Up Some Litter Day

July 21 is . . . also Vegan World Day [have a hamburger for celebration]

July 21 is . . . .also National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day

July 22 is . . . . Ratcatcher's Day

July 22 is also . . . . America's Kids Day

July 22 is also . . . . Health & Happiness with Hypnosis Day

July 23 is . . . . Hot Enough For Ya Day [and what day in July isn't?]

July 23 is also . . . .Let It Go Day

July 23 is also . . . . National Vanilla Ice Cream Day

July 24 is . . . . Amelia Earhart Day [Did they ever find her luggage?]

July 24 is also . . . . Creation of the Senses Day

July 24 is also . . . . Virutal Love Day


Company mergers under consideration....................

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:  ZipAudiDoDa.

FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.


That's all from Absurdia, the capital of The Peoples Republic of Absurdistan as reported by your embedded reporter.


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