July 30, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance...............................

Scientist Likens Fear of Global Warming to 'Religious Belief'

Washington (CNSNews.com) - An MIT meteorologist Wednesday dismissed alarmist fears about human-induced global warming as nothing more than 'religious beliefs' in a speech to about 100 people at the National Press Club in Washington, D. C...


Miki's Meanderings........................

I went into the bank and told the teller I wanted to check my balance so she told me to close my eyes, stand on one leg and recite the alphabet backwards!

Look at the bright side: no matter how old you are, you're younger than you'll ever be again.

The Janitors Union went on strike demanding sweeping reforms. The Baker's Union, however, wanted more dough.

The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more.


Sara's Section.............................

August is Admit You're Happy Month

This is Psychic Week and National Fraud Awareness Week [Coincidence - I think not]

August 1 is...National Raspberry Cream Pie Day

August 1 is...Braham Pie Day

August 1 is...Hug A Senior Days

August 1 is...Rounds Resounding Day

August 2 is...National Mustard Day

August 2 is... also the day members started to sign the Declaration of Independence

August 3 is...National Watermelon Day [we seem to be hung up on food this week]

August 3 is...also Friendship Day

August 3 is...also the day Columbus set sail for India

August 4 is...Twins Day Festival

August 4 is...Coast Guard Day

August 4 is...also the day Champaign is invented by Dom Perignon in 1693

August 4 is...also the day the first income tax was collected in 1862

August 6 is...Wiggle Your Toes Day


Actual Headlines..............................

"County Gives Suckers a Break" -- Grand Junction (Colo.) Sentinel headline

Antique Stripper to Demonstrate Wares at Store


Bumper Stickers seen lately...............................

THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE

SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM

Thank you for not breeding


Well, fellow inmates, that's all I can squeeze into this issue of the "Absurdia Tattler" the paper of record for the country of The Peoples Republic of Absurdia. You are on your own till next Friday..................


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