August 19, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.............

Something you didn't hear on ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN etc. Seems that our friends from Air America got caught stealing millions of dollars from Children's Charity Funds. Kind of puts a new slant on "It's for the children" doesn't it?


Juan's Juanderings......................

When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Always remember to get something every day from the four basic food groups: canned, frozen, fast and takeout.

The trouble with the guy who talks too fast is that he often says something he hasn't thought of yet.

It is good to laugh at yourself. Why let everyone else have all the fun?


Sara's Section...........................................

This is National Win With Civility Month [What fun is that?]

This is Be Kind To Humankind Week

August 21 is...Poets Day

August 21 is...Be An Angel Day [I'll be out of town for this one]

August 21 is...National Spumoni Day

August 22 is...Makah Days

August 23 is...National Spongecake Day

August 24 is...Knife Day [When is fork and spoon day?]

August 25 is...Kiss-And-Make-Up Day [Ain't that cute!]

August 26 is...National Cherry Popsicle Day

August 26 is...Women's Equality Day

August 27 is...Petroleum Day (Are they going to start to sell it by the ounce?


Actual Headlines..........................

HUH? "Men Do Have Trouble Hearing Women, Scientists Find" -- AFP headline At last, a plausible deniability!


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