September 02, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance........................

The much despised Wal-Mart (because their employees prefer to be non-union) announced an immediate $1,000,000.00 within 6 hours of hurricane Katrina hitting Louisiana. As of today, many days later, there has been no announcement from any labor union donating one cent to that beleaguered area. Guess they would rather continue to give their many, many millions of dollars to the next losing candidate for President that their party selects than help out their fellow citizens...........


Miki's meanderings..............................

The FDA has indicated it will end a 13-year ban on silicone breast implants. Now that this pressing issue has been taken care of, the government can start working again on the cure for cancer

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome


Sara's Section.......................................

September is... National Humor in Business Month

September is... National Bed Check Month

This is Biscuits and Gravy Week

September 4 is...Do It! Day

September 5 is...Be Late For Something Day

September 5 is...Newspaper Carrier Day

September 6 is...Jury Rights Day

September 7 is...Neither Snow Nor Rain Day [Don't expect a lot of snow today]

September 8 is...National Nut Bread Day [See that - we nuts have our own bread!]

September 8 is...Pardon Day

September 8 is...International Literacy Day [Send us a letter if you can't read]

September 8 is...National Boss/Employee Exchange Day

September 9 is...Teddy Bear Day

September 10 is...Wonderful Weirdoes Day [Another day for us!]

September 10 is...Swap Ideas Day [If you have any!]

September 10 is...Sew Be It! Day

September 10 is...No News Is Good News Day [Nothing new there!]


Famous predictions from the experts..................

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 15 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of Science, 1949

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." --The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957


That's it from Absurdia, the capital of the Peoples Republic of Absurdistan.


Our prayers (and donations) to our fellow citizens in Louisiana. Try it. It Works!


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