September 16, 2005
Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance...................
Just this week, non-union individuals were hired to picket a Walmart by a nationally known union. The were paid less, by far than the Walmart workers AND RECEIVED NO BENEFITS! Hello hippocras!
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Did you know that 66 percent of Americans can't do basic math? That's almost half
It's true that gray hair makes you look distinguished. It distinguishes you from the younger-looking people.
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
If madness takes its toll, do you need exact change?
September is Shameless Promotion Month
This is Build A Better Image Week [and who needs it more?]
September 19 is National Butterscotch Pudding Day
September 20 is National Punch Day Don't forget to duck]
September 20 is...Hollywood Magic Day
September 20 is...Wife Appreciation Day
September 21 is...Banana Festival Day
September 21 is...Women's Friendship Day
September 21 is...First auto manufacturer open in 1895 - Duryea Motor Wagon Company
September 22 is...First Ice Cream Cone is patented in 1903
September 22 is...Dear Diary Day
September 22 is...Elephant Day [Take your pet elephant to lunch!]
September 22 is...Family Day- A Day To Eat Dinner With Your Children
September 22 is...Fish Amnesty Day
September 22 is...Hobbit Day
September 23 is...Dogs In Politics Day [Aren't they almost all - Dogs?]
September 23 is...National Centenarians Day
September 23 is...Marie Callender's Pot Pie Day
September 24 is...Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 24 is...Innergize Day
September 25 is National Comic Book Day
September 25 is...National One-Hit Wonder Day [and we all know at least one?]
Let's ask WHY ....................
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Recite at a play and play at a recital?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Well folks, that's almost all from Absurdia, the capital of the Peoples Republic of Absurdistan, this week except to remind you that Walmart has donated over $15,000,000 so far to the Katrina Hurricane Relief and all the unions in the United States of America together have donated $0.00
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