September 16, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance...................

Just this week, non-union individuals were hired to picket a Walmart by a nationally known union. The were paid less, by far than the Walmart workers AND RECEIVED NO BENEFITS! Hello hippocras!


Miki's Meanderings................

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Did you know that 66 percent of Americans can't do basic math? That's almost half

It's true that gray hair makes you look distinguished. It distinguishes you from the younger-looking people.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

If madness takes its toll, do you need exact change?


Sara's Section..................................

September is Shameless Promotion Month

This is Build A Better Image Week [and who needs it more?]

September 19 is National Butterscotch Pudding Day

September 20 is National Punch Day Don't forget to duck]

September 20 is...Hollywood Magic Day

September 20 is...Wife Appreciation Day

September 21 is...Banana Festival Day

September 21 is...Women's Friendship Day

September 21 is...First auto manufacturer open in 1895 - Duryea Motor Wagon Company

September 22 is...First Ice Cream Cone is patented in 1903

September 22 is...Dear Diary Day

September 22 is...Elephant Day [Take your pet elephant to lunch!]

September 22 is...Family Day- A Day To Eat Dinner With Your Children

September 22 is...Fish Amnesty Day

September 22 is...Hobbit Day

September 23 is...Dogs In Politics Day [Aren't they almost all - Dogs?]

September 23 is...National Centenarians Day

September 23 is...Marie Callender's Pot Pie Day

September 24 is...Festival Of Latest Novelties

September 24 is...Innergize Day

September 25 is National Comic Book Day

September 25 is...National One-Hit Wonder Day [and we all know at least one?]


Let's ask WHY ....................

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Recite at a play and play at a recital?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?


Well folks, that's almost all from Absurdia, the capital of the Peoples Republic of Absurdistan, this week except to remind you that Walmart has donated over $15,000,000 so far to the Katrina Hurricane Relief and all the unions in the United States of America together have donated $0.00


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