September 23, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance...........

For years I have been telling you that man causing global warming was a liberal lie and scare tactic to keep your eye off what they are doing to our country. Here is proof! The polar ice caps on Mars are melting about 10 feet per year. No SUV's on Mars are there? No men on Mars are there? The sun is in a normal heat cycle. Are they stuck on stupid?


Miki's Meanderings........................

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

Women love a challenge. Most men provide this..


Actual Headlines.........................................

ARIA OK WITH THAT? "Singing Lesbians to Rescue Opera House" -- London Times headline CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS: "Armed Man Enters Home, Eats Bowl of Cereal, Police Say" -- Reno Gazette-Journal headline

WNBC TV - New York City - July 28 "TSA TO CUT SCREENERS AT LOCAL AIRPORTS" The Transportation Safety Administration is just plain sadistic.


Sara's Section ................................

September is... National Bed Check Month

This is Tolkien Week

September 25 is...National Comic Book Day

September 25 is...National One-Hit Wonder Day

September 26 is...National Good Neighbor Day

September 26 is...National Pancake Day

September 27 is...Crush A Can Day [and you were looking for something to do today]

September 27 is...World Tourism Day

September 26 is...National Good Neighbor Day [are YOU one?]

September 28 is...Ask A Stupid Question Day [see above comment]

September 30 is...National Mud Pack Day

October 1 is...World Vegetarian Day


Things you never seem to hear..........................

Try to gain a few pounds.

You're flossing too much.

It was only a loose wire; there's no charge.

You can retire right now.

I think you need a smaller size, Ma'am.


That's about it from Absurdia, the beleaguered capital of The People's Republic of Absurdistan. Keep on smiling, it seems the only defense against ignorance.


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