October 21, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.....................

The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.


Paula's Ponderings...............................

If you are dumb, you have to be tough!

Ever notice that 'What the hell' is almost always the right decision?"

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance

There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning

Instant gratification takes too long


Sara's Section

October is National Communicate With Your Kids Month AND October is also National Cookie Month (Is that a coincidence?)

October 23 is . . . . National Day of Concern About Young People

October 23 is . . . . National Mole Day

October 24 is . . . . National Bologna Day AND

October 24 is also . . . . United Nations Day (That is not a coincidence!!!)

October 25 is . . . . Punk For A Day Day

October 25 is . . . . Make A Difference Day

October 26 is . . . . Mule Day

October 26 is . . . . The anniversary of the shoot out at the OK Corral in Tombstone AZ in 1881

October 26 is . . . . Mother-in-Law Day

October 27 is . . . . Cranky Co-workers Day

October 27 is . . . . Sylvia Plath Day

October 28 is . . . . Plush Animal Lover's Day

October 28 is . . . . National Chocolate Day [and what could I add to THAT!]

October 29 is . . . . Hermit Day


Actual Headlines....................

"Two Accused of Bringing Stolen Coffee Maker to White Plains Brawl" -- White Plains Journal News headline WE CAN FIGHT ALL NIGHT LONG


Things you NEVER hear..........................................

Let's go to lunch. I'll treat.

I found this hundred-dollar bill right at your feet. It must be yours.

No sir, I'm not a telemarketer. I'm with the prize division and you have just won a new car.

No, I don't think we should get married. In fact, let's keep separate residences. I'll pay all the bills for both of them.


That's all the news from Absurdia, the capital of the People's Republic of Absurdistan for this week.


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