October 28, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance..................

Antidepressant drugs are prescribed in Utah more often than in any other state, at a rate nearly twice the national average, according to the Utah Psychiatric Association ...... more wives - more antidepressants... coincidence?


Melony's Mutterings....................

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Many men don't understand the true value of a woman's love.......until they start paying alimony.

Some people will grow up and spread cheer, others just grow up and spread.

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average

Procrastination: The art of keeping up with yesterday


Sara's Section......................................

October is National "Gain The Inside Advantage" Month

This is National Watch Your Back Week

October 30 is . . . . National Candy Corn Day

October 30 is . . . . Create A Great Funeral Day

October 30 is . . . . Haunted Refrigerator Night

October 30 is . . . . National Candy Corn Day

October 31 is . . . . Halloween [A truly bizarre holiday.]

October 31 is . . . . Bring Your Jack-O-Lantern To Work Day

October 31 is . . . . National Knock-Knock Jokes Day

October 31 is . . . . National Magic Day

October 31 is . . . . Increase Your Psychic Powers Day

October 31 is . . . . National Magic Day

November 1 is . . . . . Hominy & grits Day

November 1 is . . . . . Plan Your Epitaph Day [what will they say about me?]

November 1 is . . . . . Sadie Hawkins Day

November 2 is . . . . . Monarch Butterfly Day

November 2 is . . . . . National Deviled Egg Day [ooh yeah!]

November 3 is . . . . . Fat Lady Sings Day

November 3 is . . . . . Sandwich Day

November 3 is . . . . . Housewife's Day

November 3 is . . . . . Cliché Day

November 4 is . . . . . She sells seashells Day

November 4 is . . . . . Waiting For The Barbarians Day [The Pittsburgh Steelers are coming!]

November 4 is . . . . . National Chicken Lady Day

November 4 is . . . . . Will Rogers Day

November 5 is . . . . . The Truth will out and hurt Day

November 5 is . . . . . Gunpowder Day


Things you never, ever hear.............................

Try to gain a few pounds.

You're flossing too much.

It was only a loose wire; there's no charge.

You can retire right now.

I think you need a smaller size, Ma'am.


That's about it from your embedded reporter in Absurdia, the capital of the Peoples Republic of Absurdistan except for the following bumper sticker seen while sitting in a backup on the beltway......


Super Bumper Sticker .................

Your son may be an honor student but you are still an idiot!


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