November 11, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance..........

Each one of us is a mixture of good qualities and some perhaps not so good qualities. In considering our fellow man, we should remember his good qualities and realize that his faults only prove that he is, after all, a human being. We should refrain from making harsh judgment of a person just because he happens to be a dirty, rotten, no-good son-of-a-...........


Mary's Mutterings..................

Right now in Spain, it's the annual Running of the Bulls. Followed, of course, by the Soiling of the Pants and then the Burying of the Idiots

If brains were taxed, I should get a rebate

God gave us children so that death wouldn't seem so bad

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will

A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat


Sara's section...............................

November is... Peanut Butter Lover's Month

This is Pursuit of Happiness Week

November 13 is . . . . . National Indian Pudding Day [I didn't know you could make pudding out of Indians!]

November 13 is . . . . . World Kindness Day

November 14 is . . . . . Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day

November 14 is . . . . . American Teddy Bear Day

November 15 is . . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day

November 15 is . . . . . America Recycles Day [Take a ride on your recycle]

November 15 is . . . . . Remembrance Day [Almost forgot this one!]

November 16 is . . . . . Button Day [But don't forget your zipper]

November 16 is . . . . . Alascattalo Day (About Alaska)

November 16 is . . . . . Eighteenth Century Threshing Day

November 17 is . . . . . Take A Hike Day [Named for Donald Trump]

November 17 is . . . . . Coping With Uncertainty Day [Are you sure this is the day?]

November 17 is . . . . . Homemade Bread Day

November 18 is . . . . . Occult Day

November 19 is . . . . . Have A Bad Day Day

November 19 is . . . . . National Educational Support Personnel Day


Actual Headlines...................................

AMAZING SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY REVEALED: "Arctic Ice Melts Faster as it Gets Warmer" -- AP headline

JUST ANOTHER HUM-DRUM DAY IN FLORIDA: "Alligator Eats Cocker Spaniel" -- Tampa Tribune headline

NO SERVICE FOR SURE: "No Shirt, No Shoes and No Pants Means Jail" -- AP headline


More of the Worlds thinnest books...................................

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS


In Absurdia, the capital of The Peoples Republic of Absurdistan we are going to start to fight back on the war against Christianity. We are going to start by calling out the liberals who embrace "Political Correctness." The term "Political Correctness" is made up name because the real name - "Cultural Marxism" - was too hard to swallow!


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