November 25, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.......................

We are only number 2! (but that's up from #3 last year) Yep, our little bit of the City of Absurdia is the 2nd most violent (and dangerous) in the US of A.    And our esteemed Mayor is running for Governor!    And Sheila Dixon (another idiot, second only to Martin O'Malley) will become Mayor.    And poor old Mary Pat Clark (who in her previous term (she was voted out of office 20 years ago and re-elected several years ago) was responsible for pushing folks out of mental hospitals and then could not understand where all the homeless came from (and then said it was Pres. Reagan's fault) will be president of the City Council.   Time marches on but we don't seem to get any smarter...


Peter's Ponderings.............................

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it......

Anybody who claims that marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition doesn't know the first thing about men, women or fractions.

You can tell when a person is well informed: their views are pretty much like your own.

Is there any human activity that isn't taxed, licensed, regulated, or restricted?

Getting older, everything gets worse; except forgetfulness... That gets better.


Sara's Section.................................

November is National Slaughter Month [is that from the highways?]

This is National Game & Puzzle Week and

This is also Better Conversation Week [and that ain't no co-inkydink]

November 27 is . . . . . Pins And Needles Day

November 28 is . . . . . Make Your Own Head Day

November 28 is . . . . . Buy Nothing Day

November 28 is . . . . . You're Welcomegiving Day

November 29 is . . . . . Square Dance Day

November 29 is . . . . . Electronic Greetings Day

November 30 is . . . . . Computer Security Day

November 30 is . . . . . Stay At Home Because You're Well Day


More of the World's Thinnest Books..................................

 MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

 SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA

 THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

 MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ......

 MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson


Hope you all had a particularly happy Thanksgiving! That's all for this week from Absurdia, the capital of the People's Republic of Absurdistan.


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