December 09, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.....

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

In fact, in Beverly Hills at the Nativity scene, the three wise men were let go and replaced with one really smart Asian guy

Juan's Juanderings........................

Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

There are more men than women in mental hospitals -which just goes to show who's driving who crazy.

Coffee isn't my cup of tea

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Sara's Section.....................................

December is National Stress Free Holidays Month - [Oh, yeah!]

This is national tell someone they are doing a good job week

December 11 is . . . National Noodle Ring Day

December 12 is . . . National Ding-a-Ling Day [just for YOU]

December 12 is . . . International Shareware Day [Is it free?]

December 14 is . . . Bill of Rights Day [You will get the real bill on April 15]

December 15 is . . . Day of the very good looking, beautiful people day [just for ME]

December 16 is . . . National Chocolate covered Anything Day

December 17 is . . . Underdog Day

Actual Headlines...................................

COULD YOU FRONT ME THE MONEY? "Woman Promises to Pay Boss for Breasts" -- Boston Herald headline

SEE HERE! "String of Light-pole Thefts Around the City Leaves Officials in the Dark" -- Baltimore Sun headline

Seen on T-Shirts lately.....................

"Frankly Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)

"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)

"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

"Procrastinate Now."

"Rehab Is for Quitters."

That's all from Absurdia (We are only #2 in murder rate but trying harder) the capital city of The People's Republic of Absurdistan except bad news for you true believers in man created global warming.

The following will break your heart - Smaller Ozone Hole This Year

Dec 7, 2005 - The ozone hole that developed above Antarctica looks smaller this year than previous years, based on observations from NASA's Aura satellite. The largest hole was measured in 1998; almost triple the size of 1985's hole. The temperature of the atmosphere above Antarctica seems to be one of the biggest factors deciding the size of the ozone hole - the colder it gets, the more ozone that's destroyed.

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