December 23, 2005

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.......................

There are souls in this world which have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them where they go.


Manuels mutterings.............................

Q. Why does Santa wear red underwear? A. He's a man--he did all his laundry in one load.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus

Screw-ups are just nature's way of saying, "I'm bored"

There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.

I asked my mailman why my Christmas cards were all wet...he said "postage dew".


Sara's Section..............................................

This is "It's about time" week

December 26 is . . . Boxing Day (in England)

December 27 is . . . National Whiners Day

December 28 is . . . National Fruitcake Day [A day I can get into]

December 29 is . . . Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day

December 30 is . . . Pepper Pot Day

December 31 is . . . Tick Tock Day

December 31 is . . . Make Up Your Mind Day


Slogans you hardly ever hear..........................

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?

Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size shirt)

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15."

ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING


More mutterings

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.

The only thing that wakes you up faster than coffee is spilled coffee.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

Odd that when a house burns down, the only things left standing are the chimney and the fireplace.

Only in America do we shop at places with limited parking, overpriced items, and long lines and insultingly, call them convenience stores.


That's all from your embedded reporter in Absurdia, the capital of the People's Republic of Absurdistan where it is still legal (but frowned upon) wish you all a very, very Merry Christmas!


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