January 20, 2006 12:03 PM

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance...........................

There is an unconfirmed rumor that the State of Massachusetts Senior Senator Teddy Kennedy has an illegitimate 10 year old son.    The boy's mother never told him because she was afraid he would want to drive him to school!


Mary's mutterings .............................................

Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate.

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

My little brother was a mean, vicious child. He would always hit me back


Sara's Section..............................

January is National Clean Up Your Computer Month

This is Hunt For Happiness Week

January 22 is...National Answer Your Cat's Question Day

January 22 is...National Blonde Brownie Day [I don't want to get into this!]

January 22 is...National Compliment Day [why don't you compliment me on my handwriting?]

January 22 is...National Handwriting Day

January 23 is...Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day

January 23 is...Women's Healthy Weight Day

January 23 is...Measure Your Feet Day

January 24 is... Eskimo Pie Patent Day

January 24 is...Most depressing day of the year [did we forget about April 15]

January 25 is...A Room of One's Own Day

January 27 is...Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day

January 27 is...Thomas Crapper Day

January 28 is...National Speak Up and Succeed Day

January 28 is...National Kazoo Day

January 28 is...Clash Day

January 28 is...Rattle Snake Round-Up Day [I always look forward to this!]

January 29 is...Freethinkers Day

January 29 is...National Puzzle Day [Tis truly a puzzle why we celebrate this day]


T-Shirts I have seen lately.......................................

(around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won

My Wife Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips

I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do

(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah

Senior Citizen: Just Give Me My Discount

Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog


That's all your embedded reporter has to report this week from Absurdia, in the county of Wierdopia, in the Peoples Republic of Absurdistan, still the second most violent city in America (but trying to solve this problem by banning Wal-Mart?)


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