January 27, 2006 10:05 AM

Friday's Musings


Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance..............

I don't have a problem with authority, I just don't like being told what to do!


Mary's mutterings............................................

Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.

Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't live long enough to make them all yourself!

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise ass."

"Half of all marriages end in divorce". That's not as bad as it sounds. The other half end in death.

If you are a diabetic and become alcoholic, are you then a diabolic?


Sara's Section ..........................................

January is Oatmeal month???

This is hunt for happiness week

January 29 is...Freethinkers Day [So I don't get paid again?]

January 29 is...National Puzzle Day [everything's a puzzle these days]

January 30 is...Inane Answering Message Day

January 31 is...Fun at Work Day [an oxymoron?]

January 31 is...Inspire Your Heart with Art Day

February 1 is. . . Robinson Crusoe Day

February 2 is. . . Groundhog Shadow Day [Hi Punxatauney!]

February 4 is. . . Create A Vacuum Day [just get out of here]

February 4 is. . . Dump Your Significant Jerk Day


Actual Facts (and you thought we didn't care about your mind)........................

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers...they saw it as competition.


Actual Headlines...................................

SNACK ATTACK: "Armed Man Arrested after Doritos Dispute" -- Buffalo (N.Y.) News headline

CZECH MATES: "Czech MPs Approve Law on Same-Sex Partnerships" -- Reuters headline


That's it from your embedded reporter in Absurdia, the capital city of The Peoples Republic of Absurdistan still protecting it's citizens from saving their money at the embodiment of evil - Wal-Mart!


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