February 10, 2006

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance...............

If you wonder why we have a totally open and unprotected southern border - Our two major political parties. On the left are cheap votes and on the right are cheap labor and the hell with the rest of us!!!


Mary's mutterings..............................

Gravity brings me down

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

What this country needs today is fewer experts on what this country needs.

When life seems like an uphill climb, take comfort in the fact that you're mooning everyone behind you. (I can't believe you said that, Mary!)

Never answer a hypothetical question.


Sara's Section.........................................

February is National Hot Breakfast Month

This is International Flirting Week

This is Live to Give Week

February 13 is. . . Get A Different Name Day [Don't like the one you have?]

February 14 is. . . Ferris Wheel Day

February 14 is. . . National Have a Heart Day

February 14 is. . . Romance & Remembrance Day

February 15 is. . . National "I Want Butterscotch" Day

February 15 is. . . National Sea Monkey Day [Yeah, like you never read an ad in a comic book!]

February 16 is. . . Do A Grouch A Favor Day [One for me!]

February 17 is. . . Champion Crab Races Day

February 17 is. . . My Way Day [Another one for me!]

February 19 is. . . National Chocolate Mint Day


Actual Headlines..........................

SLICK SHOPLIFTER: "Lotion Thief Makes Smooth Getaway" -- Ft. Worth (Texas) Star-Telegram headline

Here's one from Dubai, United Arab Emirates: "Jacko enters ladies room, claims he couldn't read sign."


T-Shirts we have seen lately................................................

IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be

Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen


And that's it from your embedded reporter deep in Absurdia, the capital city of The Peoples Republic of Absurdistan where the inhabitants are protected from the low prices found at Wal-Mart


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