March 21, 2008

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance ..............

 
Now we know enough about Obama.  He through his white grandmother under the bus to protect a vicious, racist so-called minister.   The only woman in his life who cared enough to feed & clothe him.  Good luck to his followers.
 
Want to know more about your current House of Representatives?   The House passed H.R. 5351, a bill that will jack up the price of gasoline through an $18 billion dollar tax increase to the gas companies.
 
They then excluded Citgo, owned by Hugo Chavez's Venezuela from the tax increase.   Those Lib's never met a Communist they didn't like.

Meticulous Mary's Meandering Murmurs ......
 
President Bush was a little confused about St Patrick's Day. He came out onto the White House lawn and pardoned the corn beef."  
 
Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?   A: Patty O'furniture!  
 
They're making a new XXX movie. It's about an anorexic Irish prostitute who hops from bed to bed.    Her name's Tramp O'Lean.
 
I have an appointment to see my cardiologist today.  He's Irish.      Name's Angie O'Plasty
 
Woodbine had its annual St. Patrick's Day parade with rock and roll bands marching.   Actually it wasn't really rock and roll.   It was sham rock
Superficial Sarah's Stupendous Stutterings ...............
 
March is International Mirth Month
 
This is National Toad Hollow Week
 
March 23 is . . Near Miss Day    [Say hello to the nearest Miss]

March 23 is . . National Chip and Dip Day
 
March 24 is . . National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day  
 
March 25 is . . Pecan Day and Waffle Day    [What a pair!]

March 26 is . . Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

March 26 is . . Spinach Festival Day    [I know you were waiting for this one!]

March 27 is . . National "Joe" Day    [Hey, Joe!]

March 28 is . . Something On A Stick Day  

March 29 is . . Texas Love The Children Day    [But, only in Texas!]

March 29 is . . Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day    [This is every day in Washington DC]

Hilarious Hilda's Happy Headlines .....................
 
TOO OFTEN IT DOES SEEM TO GO THAT WAY: "First the Wedding, Then Years in Prison" -- Wheeling (W.Va.) News-Register headline
 
We Blame Global Warming: "Heat Shut Down Wade for Rest of Season" ---Associated Press
 
News of the Tautological: "Private Eye Accused of Spying on Targets" ---Associated Press
 
Breaking News From 711: "Spain's Many Muslims Face Dearth of Mosques" ---The New York Times
 
Breaking News From 2000: "Lawsuit Eyed by Sharpton Over Florida" ---The New York Sun
Saucy Suzi's Stupendous Sillies .................
 
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
 
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
 
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
 
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Prissy Pricilla's Points to ponder ...................
 
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?
 
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
 
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
 
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
That's it for this week from your embedded reporter in Woodbone, just a stones throw from the DC Beltway (and it's a damned shame that it is against the law to throw stones in that direction) but still in Martin O'Malleyland (The wizard of odd) where the tax increases never stop and the population is moving out!
But, on the other hand ..................
 
Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless.
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