March 21, 2008
Pushing back the frontiers of
Now we know enough about Obama. He
through his white grandmother under the bus to protect a vicious, racist
so-called minister. The only woman in his life who cared enough to feed &
clothe him. Good luck to his followers.
Want to know more about your
current House of Representatives? The House passed H.R. 5351, a bill that
will jack up the price of gasoline through an $18 billion dollar tax
increase to the gas companies.
They then excluded Citgo, owned by Hugo
Chavez's Venezuela from the tax increase. Those Lib's never met a
Communist they didn't like.
Meticulous Mary's Meandering Murmurs ......
President Bush was a little confused about St Patrick's Day. He came out
onto the White House lawn and pardoned the corn beef."
Q: What's Irish and stays out all night? A: Patty O'furniture!
They're making a new XXX movie. It's about an anorexic Irish prostitute who
hops from bed to bed. Her name's Tramp O'Lean.
I have an appointment to see my cardiologist today. He's Irish.
Name's Angie O'Plasty
Woodbine had its annual St. Patrick's Day parade with rock and roll bands
marching. Actually it wasn't really rock and roll. It was sham rock
Superficial Sarah's Stupendous Stutterings ...............
March is International Mirth Month
This is National Toad Hollow Week
March 23 is . . Near Miss Day [Say
hello to the nearest Miss]
March 23 is . . National Chip and Dip
March 24 is . . National Chocolate
Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is . . Pecan Day and Waffle
Day [What a pair!]
March 26 is . . Make Up Your Own Holiday
March 26 is . . Spinach Festival Day
[I know you were waiting for this one!]
March 27 is . . National "Joe" Day
March 28 is . . Something On A Stick
March 29 is . . Texas Love The Children
Day [But, only in Texas!]
March 29 is . . Festival Of Smoke and
Mirrors Day [This is every day in Washington DC]
Hilarious Hilda's Happy
TOO OFTEN IT DOES SEEM TO GO THAT WAY:
"First the Wedding, Then Years in Prison" -- Wheeling (W.Va.) News-Register
We Blame Global Warming: "Heat Shut Down
Wade for Rest of Season" ---Associated Press
News of the Tautological: "Private Eye
Accused of Spying on Targets" ---Associated Press
Breaking News From 711: "Spain's Many
Muslims Face Dearth of Mosques" ---The New York Times
Breaking News From 2000: "Lawsuit Eyed
by Sharpton Over Florida" ---The New York Sun
Saucy Suzi's Stupendous Sillies
The butcher backed up into the meat
grinder and got a little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is
When fish are in schools they sometimes
The short fortune teller who escaped
from prison was a small medium at large.
Prissy Pricilla's Points to
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from
diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?
If people from Poland are called Poles,
why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it
Why do croutons come in airtight
packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
That's it for this week from
your embedded reporter in Woodbone, just a stones throw from the DC Beltway
(and it's a damned shame that it is against the law to throw stones in that
direction) but still in Martin O'Malleyland (The wizard of odd) where the
tax increases never stop and the population is moving out!
But, on the other hand