March 24, 2006



Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance...................

The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.


Mary's Mutterings............................

Have you noticed how much buffalo wings taste like chicken?

My doctor told me there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.

The difference between gossip and news is whether you hear it or tell it.

Humor is just another defense against the universe

You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked.   But then I just drink some Windex.    It keeps me from streaking.


Sara's Section..................................................

March is National Lawnmower Tune-Up Month [hint, hint]

March 26 is . . Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

March 26 is . . Spinach Festival Day

March 27 is . . National "Joe" Day [Hi Joe!]

March 28 is . . Something On A Stick Day

March 29 is . . Texas Love The Children Day [guess they don't care for them the rest of the year]

March 29 is . . Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day [one of MY favorites!]

March 30 is . . I Am In Control Day [sure I am!]

March 31 is . . Bunsen Burner Day [I so look forward to this every year]

March 31 is . . National Clams On The Half Shell Day

April 1 ... You will be receiving a special notice on this day - look forward to it and get a good night's sleep Saturday!


States Motto's (cont) ..................................

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner


From your embedded reporter and unindicted co-conspirator (and charter member of the VAST right wing conspiracy) hidden away in a bunker in the first state to write laws to protect me from the satanic evils of Wal-Mart but willing to encourage all other crime to continue unabated


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