June 16, 2006

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance..................

Five million of our older Americans have not signed up yet for their Medicare, Part D, drug plan -- they are old and confused.   We are not going to grant them an extension.  However, 12 million illegal aliens are in our country and we are going to allow them to stay, protest, procreate, receive support monies, attend schools, avoid paying income taxes, have our teachers take 300 hours of ESOL (English as a second language) training at our expense, etc.


Newz from here.................

My oldest grandson, Matthew has been accepted at Yale Medical School (hooray!) and has deferred for one year so that he can go Rome to get a Masters in bio-ethics. Four degrees in 5 years!



Mary's Mahvelous Mutterings.........................

I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the renaissance

The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side stepping responsibility and pushing their luck.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic..........................


Sarah's Superior Salacious Section.......................

June is Turkey Lover's Month [and you should be ashamed]

June 18 is . . . . International Panic Day

June 19 is . . . . World Sauntering Day [So saunter away]

June 20 is . . . . Ice Cream Soda Day

June 21 is . . . .Cuckoo Warning Day [I'm warning YOU now!]

June 22 is . . . . National Chocolate Éclair Day

June 23 is . . . ..The Day Disco Should Have Died

June 23 is . . . ..also the Day the Saxophone was invented in 1864

June 24 is . . . . Museum Comes To Life Day

June 25 is . . . . Log Cabin Day


Unremitting Laws of Life.......................

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it


Now That I'm Older..........................................

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...


Things You Wish You Could Say At Work .............................

Ah, I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.


Well, that's about it from your embedded reporter, hiding in a deep, underground bunker in a non-descript cement block building in a warehouse district in outer Absurdia, the Capital City of The Peoples Republic of Absurdistan, hiding from the American Taliban - the Secularists' who have taken over the Democratic Party
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And on the other hand - Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.


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